my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what
(via dulect)
(Source: iraffiruse, via humorstar)
(Source: catchymemes, via confirmance)
(Source: bitchycode, via confirmance)
Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane
(Source: ilovepeppers, via patrik-star)
people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
(via hihiiseeyou)
4soy:
why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????
thats none of your business
(via hihiiseeyou)
how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.
(via tonypagan)
me: where’s the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street
(via thebootydiaries)
(Source: psxsx, via illegalaustralien)
(Source: theonion, via perks-of-being-chinese)
